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Antonym

Quick!  What’s the opposite of a squat toilet?  Yeah, I got it wrong, too. For the record, the Chinese characters actually just say “sit toilet.”  Way to keep it classy, Baidu Translate.  

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Fortress

 I’m in Xi’an, the capital of Shaanxi province (not Shanxi province, which is different as you may recall.)  It was also the capital of many dynasties all the way back to the Qin, although under many different names. The current name … Continue reading

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Magnets

Fuckin’ magnets.  How do they work?  I’m on the MagLev train to the airport to fly to Xi’an.  Just hit 431km/h. 

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Tomorrowland

Finally saw Tomorrowland. I have always loved Disneyland.  If you had asked me as a child what my favorite land at Disneyland was, I would probably have countered, “Can I maybe tell you my least favorite instead?”  If you had said no … Continue reading

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Macho

A subsidiary of He-Man Woman Haters Industries.  A division of the Little Rascals Group.  

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Terminus IV

Took the Metro Line 1 (closest to my apartment) to its southern terminus in Xinzhuang.Then connected from Xinzhuang to the Metro Line 5.  From Line 5, went past the suburbs (highrises surround by green space), past the Johnson & Johnson and … Continue reading

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Elixir

 The foyer to a “chili bowl” place by work has these decorative bottles with colored liquid in a small fountain.  If I’ve learned anything from RPGs it’s that I should gather all of them because they must be elixirs or plasmids … Continue reading

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Dead

As heard in the end credits of What We Do in the Shadows.

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Nirvana

Pro-tip:  don’t watch Kurt Cobain:  Montage of Heck while in the middle of an existential crisis.  It is, however, a good reminder of the interplay between pharmacology and mental health. Last weekend, I finally burned through my American supply of … Continue reading

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Gambler

 I stumbled on these on a path around Meilan Lake.  At first I thought to file the photo under “know when to walk away” but I realized it ought be filed under “know when to run.”

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Terminus III

Metro line 9 ends, um, abruptly. Nothing Keanu Reeves can do about that. Meilan Lake feels like a tired old resort town but there are plenty of couples taking wedding photos everywhere. Previous terminus adventures can be found here and here.

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Terminus II

Took Metro Line 1 (the one closest to my apartment) beyond the Pale — out where a lot of the stations have 村 (“village”) in their names — to where it emerges above ground. Then took a cab (taxis are orange in … Continue reading

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Thanks

 Eli & I picked up the shirts we have made.  Printed on the bag was this inscrutable “thank you” message.  

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Heresy

 Cali-Burger is an In-N-Out Burger knockoff.  Even down to the palm trees on the logo.  The only difference I found was no Bible verses on the cups. Oh, and the French fries are better.  (So Cal heresy, I know.)

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Terminus

 Took the metro Line 13 (which I now call the “Breast Cancer Awareness Line) all the way to its last stop.  So far out that Shanghai had run out of skyscrapers.But I still found an IMAX theater.   

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