Category Archives: 上海

Vice

As in “inherent vice.”  The legal term, not the (excellent) P.T. Anderson film. After nearly four months, my “sea shipment” finally arrived.  Thoroughly unimpressive.  Things I (obviously) didn’t need to survive here.  Linens, dress clothes, emergence kits, etc. But now I … Continue reading

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Pink

 Some days, I can’t help but thinking of my mom. 

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Jupiter

Hey, I know three of those four Chinese characters! Today, I had lunch at Pistolera and then went to the movie theater next door for the first time. Yes, that’s communist art deco.  Really great theater, despite its long throw.  It’s telling … Continue reading

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Wolf

Xioahan, Eli, & I went to a movie yesterday.  I had thought Wolf Totem was a Chinese movie but — standing outside by the poster, waiting — I realized it was directed by Jean-Jacques Annaud.  Off the top of my … Continue reading

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Cheerios

From time to time on the Shanghai Metro, I find myself standing next to someone who smells of Cheerios and cat food.  I try not to imagine them feeding Cheerios to a cat.

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Peanut

COWORKER:  Do you want a cookie? DAVID:  What flavor is it? COWORKER:  Penis. DAVID:  I’m pretty sure you mean “peanut”…but now I definitely don’t want one.

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Home

Took this picture at the mall next door to my apartment but without the express written consent of Major League Baseball. In Chinese, 棒球 literally means “stick ball” but also means “excellent” or “skillful ball.”

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Bullet

Cruising to Beijing at 300km/h on a bullet train.

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Achievement

Unlocked several achievements just now: Broke my longest dry spell for not seeing a movie in a theater since I was, I don’t know, in junior high, probably? Saw my first movie here in China. Specifically, saw my first Jackie Chan movie … Continue reading

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Demographics

Based on the ads I’m shown, Hulu thinks I’m really, really, really interested in hormonal birth control.

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Talent

Per national tradition, CCTV1 is broadcasting — and families across China are all watching — a four hour live variety show. It’s all very vaudeville. Or America’s Kidz Got Signing.

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Gunpowder

Fireworks! Fireworks sold everywhere!Just don’t use them.But I did get to watch fireworks over the skyline out my bedroom window……and living room window…Happy Chinese New Year (he said, sheepishly…)

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Hippopotamus

The word “hippopotamus” is from the Greek “hippos” (meaning “horse”) and “potamos” (meaning “river”.) In my list of animal names I forgot my favorite.  The Chinese word for “hippopotamus” is 河马 (hémǎ) which means “river horse”, too.  It’s also fun … Continue reading

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Romanization

I notice things. Maybe I shouldn’t be surprised when I point something out to my Chinese coworkers that they had never noticed before.  A few days ago, I went out to lunch with some of them to a Hong Kong … Continue reading

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Pixie

Funny Face was on Cinemax Asia yesterday.  (Pretty far from their usual fare.) 1957.  Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire.  Directed by Stanley Donen (who you might remember for the single greatest Oscar acceptance speech of all time.)  I always thought … Continue reading

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