Chaos

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Vacation

National Lampoon’s Vacation was on (Asia) Cinemax and I was struck by how green Valencia was back then.  (Six Flags’ Magic Mountain as Wally World.)

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Terminus VIII

The northern terminus of Metro Line 5 is walking distance from the end of Line 10.  More suburbs, although clearly a little older and more populated.I realize now that this is quite close to the (thoroughly amusing) Wu Shu Museum and the (wedding photo shoot infested) Gongqing Forest Park which I visited on the very last day of my first trip here to Shanghai two years ago.

I remember asking the perky girl at the front desk of the Wu Shu Museum how much a ticket cost.  “Oh, it is free!” she chriped.  “Because it is good for the children!”  She then walked me through the exhibits, all of which were highly interactive and kid friendly.  I was tickled.  (Not literally.)

I should go back there.  Probably need to rent a kid for the day on Taobao.

Previous terminus adventures can be found herehere, herehereherehere, and here.

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Terminus VII

Metro Line 10 ends in the north at one of Shanghai’s “latent suburbs”.  (I term I’ve just coined for those overbuilt but underpopulated neighborhoods.)I walked through the quietest, emptiest city park I’ve seen in China.  Felt like I was in Thousand Oaks.

Previous terminus adventures can be found herehere, hereherehere, and here.

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Terminus VI

As the weather cools and summer gives way to fall, I’ve resumed my Metro adventures.  First up was north terminus of Line 3 in the Land of Orange Taxis.

Along the way, passed some bizarre, Vegas-looking hotel (I think) at Baoyang with neo-classical architecture festooned with vaguely Assyrian gold griffins.  Bares future investigation.

Now, some Metro lines end abruptly whereas others just sort of peter out.  Line 3 is the latter sort.
I walked east along a tree-lined street.  Behind the trees stood mile after mile of 50 foot plexiglass wall.“They are really trying to keep people out,” David said.

“Or something in,” David replied, ominously.

But, per usual, my SF-saturated imagination had run away with me and the reality was disappointingly prosaic.  From the vantage point of a highway overpass, it looks like behind the barrier there are just miles and miles of these warehouses in various shades of blue.I hate gendered warehouses.  I mean, only boys can play with blue warehouses now?  Girls are relegated to play “dry clean” with the pink elephant at the Elephant King?Get your shit together, Shanghai.

Previous terminus adventures can be found herehere, herehere, and here.

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Fourteenth

September 1oth is my fourteenth anniversary of working for DreamWorks Animation.  (Yes, my second day of work was 9/11.  Worst second day at a job ever.)

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Nightmare

 You know that famous recurring nightmare about being in a Spelling Bee but you don’t know Chinese?  Okay, maybe it’s not famous.  And maybe it’s just me.  And maybe it’s just after watching this actual Chinese writing competition on CCTV.

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Uber III

My first Uber in Shanghai!  Driver was from the Hubei province.

Previous Uber experiences here and here.

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Unicorn

Shanghai taxi drivers are ranked on a scale from zero stars to five stars.  The vast majority have zero stars.

I’ve heard whispers over imported beers in dark corners of 老外 bars.  Friends of friends who are said to have glimpsed five star taxi drivers.  But I never thought I’d see one in the flesh.  They’re as rare as unicorns or, as Archer Sterling would point out, black astronauts.

This morning, a five star taxi driver took me to work.  He used his turn signal conscientiously.  I wept.

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Practice

 All I could think of during my Chinese lesson today was this page from the book I read to Ben’s son back in L.A.

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Reflections

On my California visit, now that I’m de-jetlagging back in Shanghai:

  • Seeing baseball fields while landing in any airport in America.  (Not something you see landing in any airport in China.)
  • Ubiquitous Lo-Carb Monster energy drinks.  “Expand my brain, learning juice.”
  • Ubiquitous Mexican food.  Sure, be picky.
  • Driving a car is wonderful.  Especially when everyone else stays in their lanes.
  • Couldn’t help but reading “XING” painted on the asphalt at every intersection as “xīng”.
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Denver

Leaving on a jet plane.  Don’t know when I’ll be back again.

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Impossible

There is a lot to like about Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation.  I loved how the score interpolated both Laszlo Schifrin’s original theme song (5/4 time signature, bitches!) and Pucini’s Turandot.

And Christopher McQuarrie has grown into a solid action director.

But by far the best thing about the movie is Rebecca Ferguson.  Stunningly sexy, granted, but her character is also superlatively competent (at turns rescuing and outsmarting Tom Cruise’s character) and — this is a big deal for a Hollywood action movie — actually essential to the plot.  By far the most interesting woman in all five Mission: Impossible films.

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Uber II

Knowing how introverted I tend to be friends were shocked when they discovered how much I talk to the drivers when I use Uber.  “I just pretend I’m Martin Hynes,” I told them.

Met a young polyglot from Afghanistan who moved to Texas right after 9/11 and a fiercely independent young woman from the Dominican Republic who owns a Chihuahua that acts like a cat.

More Uber drivers here.

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Dive

  After Dan & Yvonne’s reception, some of us went to the diviest of Mountain View dive bars at this ominous address.

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