Words Fail Me

Found by the escalators up to the train platforms.

There is a gigantic, glowing Godzilla statue looming over the buildings of Shinjuku.

Which reminds me of my favorite paraphrase of a line from Patriot Games:

There has never been a daikaiju attack on American soil.

Think about it.  

Saw this shop by our hotel in Shinagawa.  So many questions…

If dwarves carved lion statues they would look like this.  



DAVID:  I think I’m the oldest person on this street. 

ELI:  We’d never be able to tell.



Moat around the Imperial Garden.  You’d think a “no trespassing” sign would’ve sufficed, but you’d be wrong.



Had to push through throngs of teenage girls who were all waiting for (what we gathered was) some sort of boy band festival.  An incident I shall henceforth refer to as “David & Eli’s Escape from Budokan”.

Had trouble orienting myself to this map.

Get your shit together, Tokyo. 

Saw this and instantly started singing the song.