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Adorbs

I don’t know if it’s her crucifix necklace, her snaggletoothed scream, or her “Don’t Be a Boring Person” shirt, but I think the girl in this ad is totes adorbs.

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Moppets

Can’t see this creepy ad without thinking of them as the Danish equivalent of Dr. Girlfriend’s Murderous Moppets.

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Extras

Back in his absurdist 1990s period, Louis C.K. had a sublime joke: “Have you ever seen someone you don’t know?  Again?  It’s like God ran out of extras in the movie of your life.” The premise being that the chance … Continue reading

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Hazardous

Ridiculous.

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Portmanteau

Can we clear the air? No, seriously, can we clear the fucking air? Shanghai is on the sea.  (The city’s name literally means “Upon-the-Sea.”)  Just like Los Angeles.  In many ways, the smog reminds me of growing up in L.A. … Continue reading

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Deaf

The highlight of my visit to the Shanghai Bookstore was noticing two kids signing to each other in Chinese sign language. I saw that one — the older brother, perhaps? — was wearing earbuds, but the other one — the … Continue reading

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Cryptanalysis

CCTV are the state-run television channels here in China.  Because of the Mandarin/Cantonese split I’ve discussed, they are always subtitled in Simplified Chinese.  I watch quite a bit of CCTV9 because it’s the documentary network. I’ve watched documentaries on… The … Continue reading

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Tron

The Yan’an Elevated Road as seen from out my window at night.

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Rickrolled

At work this week, the Technology group had a party to celebrate the New Year (as it’s about halfway between the Western New Year and Chinese New Year.)  It was an American-style open-an-anonymous-gift-or-steal-from-someone-else gift exchange.  Surely you remember The Office … Continue reading

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Bookstore

A coworker told me there were lots of bookstores along Fuzhou Road, so yesterday I went up there to check it out.  The biggest — with the catchy name “Shanghai Bookstore” — is seven floors high and was as packed … Continue reading

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Dearth

There is a distinct dearth of blondes in this country.

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Hypothesis

One’s fluency in Italian (and American Sign Language) improves with alcohol. One’s fluency in Chinese, however, worsens.

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Bloodbath

Dark day at DreamWorks. Darkest in my thirteen years there. My thoughts are with all my friends and colleagues, but especially those up at PDI.

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Futurama

The font on this glowing keyboard at work looks like something out of 1980s-era Tomorrowland.

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Oscar

My friend and ODW colleague Nafees found out this week that he’s receiving his second(!) technical achievement Academy Award.  To celebrate, we all went out to a dinner last night.  The restaurant’s cuisine was from the far western Chinese province … Continue reading

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