This is my closest market:
Despite the dubious punctuation, I’m told it’s the Chinese equivalent of Whole Foods. And, no, even here you can’t escape the “Whole Foods? More like whole paycheck” joke.
City Super always has music playing that sounds like the score to Ocean’s Eleven. Walking through the aisles keeps warping my intended shopping lists:
- Olive oil
- Two baguettes
- A Boeski
- A Jim Brown
- A Miss Daisy
- Two Jethros
- A Leon Spinks
- Not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever