Monthly Archives: November 2015

Record

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record.  Debbie & I just blew through check-in and security check at Datong Airport in five minutes.  No lines, no waiting. I think I’m going to cry.

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Dickensian

 The term “shitbox” is thrown around all too often these days. Datong is a shitbox. Situated up by Inner Mongolia in the far north of the Shānxī province (not the Shǎnxī province, which is entirely different as I’ve explained), the city of Dàtóng … Continue reading

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Cuisine

Despite the gauche design of an 80s Trump hotel, the absolute best thing about the place Debbie & I are staying in Datong is their dinner menu.  Mangled translation of Asian dishes is a cliche, granted, but some of these are … Continue reading

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Grottoes

The Yungang Grottoes just northwest of Datong are a series of dozens of  caves carved into the rocky hillside, each with Buddha statues inside.  Some of the statues are a couple of stories tall. Others are only a couple of inches tall, like … Continue reading

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Floating

The Hanging Temple (悬空寺 or Xuánkōng Sì, literally meaning “floating-in-empty temple”) near Datong is magnificent.  I’m certain it was one of the inspirations for the Western Air Temple in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Just steps upriver from the temple is a dam and a … Continue reading

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Convenience

 Like novelty underwear, the floor rugs in the elevator at the hotel Debbie & I are staying at change every day.

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Halt

 “The Tourist Halts,” indeed.

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Revelation

 “And, lo, the pidgin shall stand atop the phoenix and the Twizzler shall lie down with the Red Vine.  So ye shall know the end of days is nigh.”

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Aureate

In the impressive approach to the Yungang Grottoes lies this tree with leaves made of gold.  I assume it sprouted from the soil where a golden coin fell when Narnia was young.

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Hengshan

In the mountains an hour’s drive east of Datong is a long tunnel through the rock, choked with the heat & exhaust fumes of dozens of  monstrous trucks hauling goods & materials toward Beijing.  Because all roads lead to Beijing. My few … Continue reading

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Disgruntled

Why does this elephant look so annoyed?  Some possibilities… Because he was born with triple tusks. Because snow is melting on his head. Because a tiny person is tickling his belly. The artist’s intent, however, is lost to history.

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Hero

 For me, this was the highlight of Debbie & my visit to the Jackie Chan Film Museum.  “You are my hero.”

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Misleading

Shouldn’t a poem written in “rain and drunkness” be splotchy with progressively sloppier penmanship?

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Particulates IV

My living room & bedroom air filters — front and back — after four months. Previous air filter check ins here, here, and here.

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Blind

 A statue of a god at the Confucian Temple in Shanghai had me humming a song from this band.

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