Monthly Archives: December 2014

Blackfish

A Tlingit “Blackfish” pole gifted from Canada to Hong Kong in 1991. As we all learned from the documentary Blackfish, this was the First People’s term for killer whale.

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Universal

Having lunch at a trendy hole in the wall. Gourmet burger? Check. Duck fat fries? Check. Aerosmith songs blaring? Check. “Just the tip” written on the tip jar. Yeah, check.

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Poo

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Inescapable

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the ubiquitous Paul Krugman.

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Deckard

I thought Shanghai was Blade Runner. I was wrong. Hong Kong is.

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Clooney

Tomorrow, I check out of my hotel and move into my apartment.  But that afternoon I fly out to Hong Kong for visa shenanigans.  I land back here in Shanghai on Christmas Eve at 11:30pm.  I feel like George Clooney.

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Bubblegum

I told a couple of expat coworkers the Shanghai pickup line I’ve been working on: I’m here to appreciate 3000 years of language & culture and to crush pussy.  And I’m all out of 3000 years of language & culture.

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Snobbery

One of my new coworkers is a charming young lady who sits in the cubicle next to me.  Her name is Daly, which I quite like because it either sounds like the English word “dolly” or like I’m Cary Grant … Continue reading

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Zero

Coming in to work this morning it was zero degrees.  (Celsius, not Fahrenheit, thankfully.)

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Peregrination

Is there anything more self-indulgent than writing a blog?  Let me answer my own question.  No, no there is not. I landed here in Shanghai one week ago tonight.  The transition has been surprisingly smooth.  The weather has been what … Continue reading

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Autochthonous

On my last night in L.A., I dropped off my rental car and got a ride to the LAX Marriott.  The kid driving the shuttle van was named Clinton.  (Oh, and if you were having a kid in the 90s … Continue reading

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Flensing

I’ve been slowly flensing away my possessions in preparation for moving.  My high school guitar & amp.  My scuba gear.  My fencing equipment.  But, strangely, my bow & arrows were the most emotional to give up. I left them by … Continue reading

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