Unmistakable

I crossed paths with a family of tourists as we walked past this real estate ad.  The youngest boy whined, “I’m SO TIRED OF BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!”  His older brother quickly corrected him, “That’s not Benjamin Franklin, dummy.  That’s GEORGE WASHINGTON.”

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Sunny

As a fan of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I had to check out Paddy’s Pub.  Wait, no Guinness?  Fuck this shit, I’m out.

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Nascent

Finally, some colonial era history to sink my teeth into.And this is the place where Thomas Jefferson sat down and wrote the Declaration of Independence.

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Constitution

Visited the National Constitution Center which is an entire museum devoted to the Constitution of the United States.  Dealing, first, with the hard-hitting questions like “what’s the deal with using ‘f’ instead of ‘s’?”I found this room of life-sized Constitutional Convention attendee statues slightly disturbing.I expressed my concerns to George Washington, privately.

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Pennies

Visited the Christ Church Burial Ground.Saw the grave of Benjamin Franklin.Visitors had decorate it with pennies in his honor, presumably because of his advice in Poor Richard’s Almanack that “A penny saved is twopence dear” (often misquoted as “A penny saved is a penny earned”.)  Either way, it makes no sense to waste one’s hard-earned pennies this way.

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Thinker

Visited Philadelphia’s Rodin Museum.  From DreamWorks, I learned that young artists often struggle with drawing hands well.  It didn’t surprise me to see Rodin experimenting with their representation on a large scale.There was a distinct emphasis in eroticism that I had never noticed until seeing multiple Rodin pieces side by side.Even this etude of Balzac’s musculature was unsparing in it’s nudity.Most striking for me was an assemblage (or pile, really) of discarded, experimental heads from his work The Burghers of Calais.  Seems like it would make a good album cover.

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Fauna

Directly across the street from the Philadelphia Museum of Art is a grand monument to George Washington.Like the four great rivers represented in Rome’s Fontana dei Quattro Fiumi, each of the four corners of the monument celebrate the megafauna important to North America.  Buffalo……elk……bear and cattle……and moose.

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Gotham

One of the things that always strikes me about these old, 19th century American cities is how much they have nooks and crannies that look like Gotham City.  This stonework, rock outcropping, and street lamp beneath the art museum definitely looks like some place Batman would thwart some criminal activity.

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Masterpieces

Visited the Philadelphia Museum of Art which has one of the greatest collections in the world.

I didn’t know this Claude Monet piece of pine trees at sunset, but I found it mesmerizing.This Cubist masterpiece by Lyonel Feininger reminded me, specifically, of the cover art of the Foundation trilogy paperbacks my father had on his bookshelf when I was growing up.I was disturbed, as intended, by this Marcel Duchamp work.  A closed door with a hole in it.  Peering inside, you see the exposed, naked body of a woman.I found it much more provocative than his famed Nude Descending a Staircase, No. 2.
Cy Twombly‘s abstract series inspired by The Iliad drew my attention.Looking out from the museum, down the museum steps, to the Washington Monument and the Philadelphia skyline beyond.Cathedral archways and entire chapel courtyards had been reconstructed indoors.As well as Japanese homes.And Buddhist temples.The museum’s grand staircase.Saw one of my favorite Van Gogh’s.Peering up at the museum from outisde through the branches and bramble.A statue of Chief Justice John Marshall stands out front of the museum’s northern approach.

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Steps

Philadelphia has a world class art museum, but what is it best known for?  The training montage in Rocky.  The statue of Rocky Balboa sits off to the side at the foot of the steps with a perpetual line of tourists waiting patiently to take photographs in front of it.

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Declaration

Already slightly embittered by the Liberty Bell and disappointed by Franklin Square, I visited Independence Hall in the hope that it would bring me the same sense of connection to history that I enjoyed on the Freedom Trail in Boston.A copy.Nice statue of Washington.  I guess.

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Squares

When William Penn laid out the city of Philadelphia, he included five open air parks.  Of the original five, Franklin Square is the last that remains.

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Crack

I was profoundly disappointed by the Liberty Bell.  I couldn’t help but obsess about the failed promises & hypocrisy that it represents.  What better metaphor for our country than a giant crack in the Liberty Bell?

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Brotherly

Philadelphia at dawn.

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Saint

I took a calculated risk and moved up my visit to Philadelphia so that I ended up arriving on the evening of St. Patrick’s Day.

St. Patrick’s Day.  In Philadelphia.  Tons of “Irish nonsense!” as Liz Lemon would say.

However, I found the perfect refuge from drunken carousers:  I went to a Sichuan restaurant.

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