Cuisine

Despite the gauche design of an 80s Trump hotel, the absolute best thing about the place Debbie & I are staying in Datong is their dinner menu.  Mangled translation of Asian dishes is a cliche, granted, but some of these are just spectacular.  Please consider all of the following as having a sic after them with capitalization preserved:

• Put the pot buckwheat noodles
• Sliced
• Sip traditional stereotyped
• Sip traditional lentil surface
• Bacon fire
• Features wrapped in bacon
• Boss with dumpling
• Grasping cake
• Bullfrog signs
• Boiled emerald tablets
• Jade meter
• Braised woman Participation
• Sand nest chicken wings
• Round and round
• You face cap mushroom broth
• Braised yellow flesh Participation
• Homemade cattle bones
• Beijing Sauce wire
• Salty burning white
• Spicy palm-sized
• Western bandits meat
• Water melon milk radish
• Mountain old man tapas
• Brine mouth Article
• Sashimi Larry
• Rotten pickles mashed potatoes
• Arctic Bay salmon sashimi fight
• Homemade skin cold
• Warm Mix with eight
• Featured pig hand
• Grass carp bubble cake
• Days of your small Pork
• Salty soil brittle hair Rouchao
• Pepper Cowboys tablets
• Waist liver fried together
• Ma temptation
• Drunk crisp flesh fish
• Wild fish wealth
• Corn high voltage reference
• Marked chicken gizzards
• Germany elbow flowers
• Prairie belly fishing juice
• Secret saliva chicken
• Nourishing donkey
• Casserole high voltage reference
• Potatoes hyperbaric Participation
• Lamb melon high pressure parameters
• Red mushroom high voltage reference
• High voltage reference juice
• High pressure sour Participation
• Ordinary duck

Would you expect anything less from a restaurant with the slogan “With Concise But not Simple Style”?

For the record, all of the food, names notwithstanding, tasted absolutely delicious.