To quote Sting, “I’m an alien / I’m a legal alien”
Finally received my employment and residency permit this week. It appears that the People’s Republic of China has decided to officially render my name as 杨戴维 (Yáng Dàiwéi) which, if I’m not mistaken, literally translates to “Little-Know-It-All Who Won’t Shut Her Maize Hole.”
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Jessica here. Apparently now I will always be a Lexus enthusiast.
Just did a spit take with your new translated name. Is there something we can call you that’s a little shorter? Maize Hole or LKITA (Little-Know-It-All), perhaps?
Call me Maizey.