Blasphemy

As I approached Taiyu-in’s Niten-mon Gate…
Fu-jin the God of Wind goes, “This temple is FABU-lous!”

But then Komoku-ten the Protector of the West Sky is like, “Wait. Who invited you?”

And Jikoku-ten the Protector of the East Sky is all like, “Sweetie, you didn’t think you could come in the temple dressed like that, did you?”

And then Rai-jin the God of Thunder is all, “Bitch, please!”