My 老家 (“hometown” or literally “old family”.)
A town so dull that it was named not after semi-famous naturalist Luther Burbank but after not-at-all famous dentist David Burbank.
A town so dull that comedian Taylor Negron once quipped “Burbank makes Glendale look like Berlin in the 30s.”
A town so dull that in high school we used to go to the Holiday Inn at night and ride the elevators for fun. (Seriously. I even wrote that into my first solo screenplay.)
So where in all of L.A. did I decide to spend my week here? Look at those inexplicable fiberglass doe-eyes does. Just look at them.
But this was the view out my 18th floor window at Golden Hour: That’s not a gradient filter. That’s the actual blue sky.
You can even see cross-town rival Burbank High School’s giant “B” emblazoned on the hill. Fuck those guys.
welcome back!
Thanks! It feels crazy to be here!
If only I were more up to date with reading your blog you wouldn’t have had to tell me where you had stayed in Burbank.
No worries at all! The fact that I didn’t need to retell all of my stories to fifty different people on this trip has been a total win. :)
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