Peanut

Posted on March 4, 2015 by d4vid

COWORKER:  Do you want a cookie?

DAVID:  What flavor is it?

COWORKER:  Penis.

DAVID:  I’m pretty sure you mean “peanut”…but now I definitely don’t want one.

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2 Responses to Peanut

  1. Jessica says:
    March 6, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    I want a “like” or “heart” button. That way you know I really like this post (like super like), but I don’t have to comment. I’m just creepin’. It’s kind of what I do.

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